Friday, April 2, 2010

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The Devil's Mother in Law ~ Dedicated to Scarlett




few years ago, when Satan ruled the hell, his kingdom was a girl with long hair, white skin and changing smile, called Pirika, who prey of their suffering and sorrow, fell to this place. The evil demons be called three rookies, who were to give "A welcome" to this poor girl, but when attempting to take advantage of her, her boyfriend came to save her from evil K1llu7 hell. Turned into a prophecy, just to save Pirika, what is this prophecy? Assassinate the King of Hell, and just did that, K1llu7 became the new King. Over time, K1llu7 Pirika and further formalized their relationship,
marrying under the law of nature (beliefs of the bride), bringing their respective infernal titles: Prince of Dulce Pena and His Princess of Darkness.
But this did not end here: Later, Pirika discovered he had a mother, a mother of a went a bit strange, to say the least: God created a fragmented and nicknamed "The evil of creation ", was raised by Azrael, the angel of death and made to live countless lives. The King of Hell, K1llu7, it felt strange to have Scarlett Mother in Law: A girl with long hair with yellowish skin, rabbit ears of true, of course, and with a temper ... why not say, changing, as his daughter, the Princess of Darkness, Pirika. For the three characters, a vampire-devil, a pagan and a girl rabbit, outrageous situations abound, on the contrary, broke the glass of sanity, as the two stories will relate:

"Scarlett was the Rabbit waiting for a formal presentation of his son, K1llu7 when Pirika takes a little embarrassed at a meeting. Looking for a topic of conversation, Scarlett made a number of questions, get stupid answers just by his son, who was not in a situation very nice: A confessional imposed by a demanding mother. So, as you'd imagine, Scarlett was a very bad impression of his son, King of Hell, to be angry and dubbed it "personality beetle." The poor K1llu7 did not like his new nickname, and changed his face ... Total indifference. To spend hours, Scarlett saw no changes to it, so I decided to change his bad expression, as will that even forced his daughter to be part of a ritual erotic by Azrael, only to see the reaction of K1llu7, what was it? A blinding anger and idiotic. Saved her from the ritual, of course, but the crust was great: Your dignity. His mother gave him off the suit he was using his daughter, but angry K1llu7, takes it as if it were a hint that he was using the suit, which was a black dress with red lace. A great shame "

Another very interesting story, moreover, leads to the Demon Mother in Law fall into debt with the Angel Gabriel, seven souls who asked him really bad to release a tortuous sentence, but she had no way pagárselas. K1llu7 Pirika told him I could help, if he signed a pact with him. However, Scarlett used her talent as a painter for the one he inherited: Pintaríaa K1llu7 wearing a dress if it did not help. As expected, K1llu7 accepted and handed the cruellest seven souls chose Scarlett: Erzebeth Bathory, Hittler, the three bankers who condemned the world in debt, the initiator of capitalism and such a subject that she knew it was worthy of quality "really bad". However, this "gift" caused repercussions in hell, so much so that forced Baalberith, general secretary of hell, to enact the Law of Promiscuity: Die with K1llu7 Zaoldyeck Alastaroth the right of a king or Demon marry any woman, whether mortal, vampire, devil or any other species, not to condemn a mother like Scarlett, the only mother more cruel and demanding that the former King of Hell


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